Elizabeth was talking about the chair of her department.

R:  (sitting up in her chair, very straight).  I know why it's called the chair.
E:  Why?
R:  Because it's like Kings and Queens, and they sit in big chairs.

Ruby:  Can God pray to another God?

Elizabeth is away for the weekend, and when Ruby and I were talking to her yesterday after gymnastics Ruby said "I got a butterfly sticker."  She paused, and then said "I'm not going to show it to Daddy."
E:  Why?
R:  Just so it's fair.